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luciferlaughs:These human remains were unearthed in 1972 at the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:44:15 -0400

These human remains were unearthed in 1972 at the Teppe Hasanlu archaeological site, located in Iran. It had been burned after a military attack that had spread quickly through the town and killed many people. The skeletons were found in a plaster grain bin and are thought to have been hiding from soldiers, but quickly died of asphyxia. The skeletons are male and female (female on left) and have been buried for 2800 years. Due to the fact that the couple appears to be kissing each other, perhaps to signify eternal love, this photograph earned the title of The 2800 Years Old Kiss.

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Gross porn blogs:

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 21:50:12 -0400

ohgodhesloose:

bigwinged:

sciencesideanswers:

back-that-sass-up:

alkjira:

hollowedskin:

undead-trans-lesbian:

elliesaurus-rex:

What is it about my page that entices you? I’m not interested! Get lost!

The bots are using tumblr to scam Google.

Let’s say someone is looking for porn and they put “wife caught her husband cheating,” into Google. There are a lot of porn sites (and some news sites) with that title. So Google has to decide which order to show them in, because most of the time, people pick something off the first few pages of Google.

Google wants to have the very best “wife caught her husband cheating” (or whatever else you search for) sites on the first page of the search. Google has several ways to try and decide which site are the best, but one of them is that it looks at how popular it is by seeing how many other websites link to it. If a lot of other sites are linking to it, it was probably useful to them, so Google will put it on the front page.

So if I’m a sleazy pornsite owner, I could create like a thousand websites and make them all link to my “wife caught her husband cheating” site, and act like a whole bunch of different websites thought it was pretty great. They’d be like “xdfgt .com”, “xdfgy .com”, “xdfgh .com,” just nonsense addresses nobody else was using, or whatever. I’d try to make Google think my site was awesome, because all these other websites are linking to it.

But Google has already caught on to that. Google would know “xdfgt .com” was a crappy fake website, because nobody else is linking to “xdfgt .com”. Any website that is only linked to by crap websites is also crap, as far as Google is concerned. Google won’t put it on the first pages of search results.

So instead let’s imagine the sleazy pornsite owner creates a thousand fake tumblrs instead, like “xdfgt.tumblr .com” and “xdfgy.tumblr .com” and “xdfgh.tumblr .com” and just puts one or two posts on them to add links to the “wife caught her husband cheating” porn site. Google can still tell those tumblrs are crap websites, because nobody else is linking to them. But the difference is … on tumblr, the sleazy pornsite owner can make your website link to him.

Let’s say your tumblr is “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com”. If “xdfgt.tumblr .com” likes one of your posts, there’s link on your blog to “xdfgt.tumblr .com.” Somewhere on “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” it will say “xdfgt liked this” with a link from your blog to “xdfgt.tumblr .com.”

Google’s bot looks at “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” and it sees that your blog is a good website. People are linking to it (talking to you or reblogging from you), you write like an actual human being, you have nice pictures, you update sometimes, you aren’t a bot. So Google decides your blog isn’t a crappy scam website. Then it sees the link to “xdfgt.tumblr .com” and it thinks “oh hey, a nice website with good stuff written by a real human linked to this “xdfgt.tumblr .com” I guess maybe “xdfgt.tumblr .com” is a decent website too.”

Then it looks at “xdfgt.tumblr .com” and it sees the link to the porn site with “wife caught her husband cheating”, and it says, “well, I guess that “wife caught her husband cheating” site is a good site. I know that because there’s a good site linking to it here at “xdfgt.tumblr .com.” I know “xdfgt.tumblr .com” is a good site because “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” linked to it, and I know “mostlyaestheticandfunny.tumblr .com” is a good site because it is updated and writes like a real person and people talk to it and link to it.”

So basically the porn bots are using the fact that you have a good blog to make themselves look better and to try and trick Google’s bot into thinking they’re very popular and it should put them at the top of its list when people search Google for porn.

It’s really annoying! It would be really nice if the people running tumblr figured out a way to not be free advertising for every sleazy porn site on the internet

source.

hey wow thats actually really useful! and its written in a way that i (a bird with no knowledge of the wizardly internal workings of a website) can understand!

FINALLY AN EXPLANATION

#block all porn bot blogs because they also steal your selfies and write captions underneath

Awesome Tumblr porn-blog SEO techniques explained

This is why you shouldn’t keep them around just to inflate your follower count.

Check yourself regularly for porn bot followers

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Wed, 20 Jun 2018 21:20:49 -0400

queenrinacat: brainstatic: Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 21:24:02 -0400

queenrinacat:

brainstatic:

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

snakegay: mike’s hard chamomile tea

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 21:22:49 -0400

snakegay:

mike’s hard chamomile tea

borderlineharveydent: a parade of porgs checking out your dash

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 22:09:32 -0400

borderlineharveydent:

a parade of porgs checking out your dash

RARE HISTORIC PHOTOS WE MIGHT HAVEN’T YET SEEN

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 09:33:13 -0400

herewaskendra:

thewallsofconcrete:

An Exotic Dancer Demonstrates That Her Underwear Was Too Large To Have Exposed Herself, After Undercover Police Officers Arrested Her In Florida

Dorothy Counts – The First Black Girl To Attend An All-White School In The United States – Being Teased And Taunted By Her White Male Peers At Charlotte’s Harry Harding High School, 1957

Austrian Boy Receives New Shoes During WWII

Jewish Prisoners After Being Liberated From A Death Train, 1945

The Graves Of A Catholic Woman And Her Protestant Husband, Holland, 1888

A Lone Man Refusing To Do The Nazi Salute, 1936

Job Hunting In 1930’s

German Soldiers React To Footage Of Concentration Camps, 1945

Residents Of West Berlin Show Children To Their Grandparents Who Reside On The Eastern Side, 1961

Acrobats Balance On Top Of The Empire State Building, 1934

Mafia Boss Joe Masseria Lays Dead On A Brooklyn Restaurant Floor Holding The Ace Of Spades, 1931

Lesbian Couple At Le Monocle, Paris, 1932

The Most Beautiful Suicide – Evelyn Mchale Leapt To Her Death From The Empire State Building, 1947

The Remains Of The Astronaut Vladimir Komarov, A Man Who Fell From Space, 1967

Race Organizers Attempt To Stop Kathrine Switzer From Competing In The Boston Marathon. She Became The First Woman To Finish The Race, 1967

Harold Whittles Hearing Sound For The First Time, 1974

Nikola Tesla Sitting In His Laboratory With His “Magnifying Transmitter”

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politicalprof: nikator: miseducatedmelanicmuse: espressokisses:...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 21:46:26 -0400

politicalprof:

nikator:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

espressokisses:

critically-yours:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

flyerfemalecompanion:

notoriousthuggg:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

Please reblog, this is so important.

I needed this

Is this foreal?

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

reblog to save lives!

You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org

My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!

^^^^^THIS

get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.

I never knew this. It’s spectacular.

heather-lynn: 💔

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 09:58:12 -0400

heather-lynn:

💔

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Thu, 07 Jun 2018 23:43:47 -0400

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Wed, 06 Jun 2018 09:38:54 -0400

localstarboy:British version of “i could’ve dropped my croissant...

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 23:17:52 -0400

localstarboy:

British version of “i could’ve dropped my croissant ”

exhausted-trashgoddex: when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize...

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 22:48:27 -0400

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

sprachtraeume: Italians when they notice the temperatures rising:

Mon, 14 May 2018 19:10:49 -0400

sprachtraeume:

Italians when they notice the temperatures rising:

Bikini Bottom has a universal basic income

Tue, 08 May 2018 10:05:22 -0400

insomniac-arrest:

Both Squidward and Spongebob can afford their own two-story houses with enough money left over for things like snail food and art supplies, they are both fast food workers with a boss that is shown on several occasions to pay them as little as possible

Furthermore, characters like Plankton can afford his own restaurant, machines, and computer despite not selling a single burger, Patrick similarly has his own place and lifestyle while rarely shown to actually work

In this essay we will examine the idea of a universal basic income that exists in the SpongeBob universe that provides

sixpenceee: Evolution of the english alphabet. (Source)

Sat, 05 May 2018 10:40:31 -0400

sixpenceee:

Evolution of the english alphabet. (Source)

kinsaleroadroundabout: amberleaf: Edgar Allen Bitch F. Thot Fitzgerald

Fri, 04 May 2018 09:45:12 -0400

kinsaleroadroundabout:

amberleaf:

Edgar Allen Bitch

F. Thot Fitzgerald

Kim, Moon Pledge End To Korean War And Denuclearization Of Peninsula

Fri, 27 Apr 2018 15:10:05 -0400

Kim, Moon Pledge End To Korean War And Denuclearization Of Peninsula

sknjob: hit that reblog button if you remember this band!!

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 18:03:27 -0400

sknjob:

hit that reblog button if you remember this band!!